“My husband thinks we should fire her”
"I don't want to play nurse if he gets mumps"
"I came back from a vacation to find a concoction brewing in the bathtub"
"Every Sunday morning, without fail, I’m greeted by their bits when I open my blinds"
Is he allowed to ban me from partaking in the occasional toke?
“Not only does it wake me up, but it’s teaching my much younger kids words I’d prefer they not hear yet”
“I want to celebrate her growing family, but I think these kinds of parties are stupid.”
“Her front window looks directly into her living room, and when it gets dark, it’s pretty easy to see whatever she’s watching on TV.”
"He started smoking cannabis to help alleviate his arthritis pain. At first, I was all for it, but now he’s taking his newfound interest a bit too far."
"I’m out of patience and would much rather sit this round out."
"I’m mostly concerned about our kids—I don’t want them subsisting solely on red meat while they’re visiting."
