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Doug Ford says he’ll take Stephen Harper’s job, but only if he has to

David Price really, really wants you to forget he ever worked for Rob Ford

Rob Ford is just “sick” about kids being taught sex ed by teachers, rather than mayors

Toronto’s ombudsman says Rob Ford used city hall security officers like hired goons

Doug Ford can’t legally be Rob Ford’s replacement, but he’s going to try it anyway

Mel Lastman gets some furniture-sales help from the mayor who made him look good

Doug Ford wants to fill his brother’s council seat, whether he’s allowed to or not

Rob Ford has to apologize for being racist a couple times

Doug Ford is peeved that John Tory won’t help pay off his campaign debt

The brother of Sandro Lisi’s alleged crack-video extortion victim got shot on Tuesday

Rob Ford tries 31 times to derail John Tory’s budget

Rob Ford is selling his crack hoodie on eBay, too

Someone’s going to pay thousands of dollars for Rob Ford’s crack-confession tie

Rob Ford gets kicked out of council chambers for (what else?) not apologizing for doing something wrong

Rob Ford has a sibling we’ve never heard of who’s “a Muslim,” he says