What inn on a lake would be complete without a private beach, a tennis court, a salon and an island accessible by helicopter?
What cabin in the woods would be complete without 1.5 acres of land, a Sicilian kitchen, a bench swing in the veranda and a jumbo boathouse?
What home in the burbs would be complete without a turret, lion-head fountains, a massage room and a virtual driving range?
What house in the country would be complete without a three-season room, a home theatre, a staircase–wine rack combo and a winding driveway?
What Armour Heights house would be complete without heaps of gold, a movie theatre, a grotto, soaring arches and planters imported from Europe?
What mid-rise in an alley would be complete without a carriageway, original pine ceilings, a truck-size fireplace and a penthouse with a view?
What brick house by a ravine would be complete without Corinthian columns, a very red family room and a courtyard as long as a bowling alley?
What house off Lawrence would be complete without seven fireplaces, a pair of golden gates and a rococo dreamscape in the backyard?
What home north of the 407 would be complete without 16 parking spots, a winter-proof driveway, an open fireplace and a 5,000-bottle wine cellar?
What suburban outpost would be complete without 12 parking spots, a vintage gun cabinet, a backyard grotto and a spiral staircase to a bar?
What chalet in a forest would be complete without six bedrooms, a 1,000-square-foot terrace, a saltwater pool and 10 acres of land?
What home on Lake Simcoe would be complete without 600 tonnes of granite, a pivoting front door and a shower the size of a bedroom?
What house by the Humber would be complete without a front-yard forest, a bathroom with a makeup station and a pool with a waterfall?
What York Region home would be complete without 13 toilets, a shuffleboard room, ceilings with dragon murals and a hall of wizards?
What country home would be complete without a room made of logs, a field for horses, a fairy tale pond and a stone barn?