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Here's what Toronto musicians look like as cartoon characters

Here’s what happens when you fire up the new video game Loud on Planet X. You pick a local musician, like Metric or Shad, head to a gig at the Horseshoe or Mod Club, and tap to the beat to get the crowd going. That’s when things get weird. Aliens invade the concert hall and suddenly you’re shooting beams of light from your speakers, laying down fog machines and summoning bouncers to fend off slug-like beasts.

The game, the latest project from local media studio Pop Sandbox, is one part Guitar Hero, one part sci-fi shooter and one part ode to Toronto’s indie music scene, packed with 28 playable tracks by Tegan and Sara, Fucked Up, Lights and more. Whether you’re playing on your phone, computer or PlayStation 4, it’s dangerously addictive and surprisingly challenging. Here, we round up our favourite songs from the game along with Mathew den Boer’s quirky illustrations of the artists who perform them.

Here's what Toronto musicians look like as cartoon characters

Metric

Breathing Underwater In Loud, players have to tap in time if they plan on defeating the encroaching aliens, so a strong, steady beat is a blessing. This 2012 single from Emily Haines and co. offers just that, opening with a pulsing kick drum before evolving into a catchy chorus.


Here's what Toronto musicians look like as cartoon characters

Tegan and Sara

Closer The sisterly synthpop duo won a Juno with this buoyant anthem from 2013’s Heartthrob. We have to admit there’s a certain satisfaction in repelling bug-eyed invaders as they sing, “Can you come a little closer?" What a tease.

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Here's what Toronto musicians look like as cartoon characters

Shad (featuring Saukrates)

Stylin “Stylin” is arguably the finest track off the host’s latest album, Flying Colours. It might also be one of the most unabashedly Canadian rap tracks ever recorded: in the third verse, Shad rhymes BC with MPP and NDP amid mentions of “the dot” and “West Van.”


Here's what Toronto musicians look like as cartoon characters

Lights

Up We Go The synth-powered star otherwise known as Valerie Poxleitner cites video games as a major inspiration for her work, so Loud on Planet X feels like a natural career step.

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Here's what Toronto musicians look like as cartoon characters

Austra

Lose It Don’t be fooled by Katie Stelmanis’ voice. Underneath those soaring operatics, Feel It Break’s “Lose It” is essentially a collection of chiming beeps, boops and digital arpeggios that could double as the soundtrack to any video game.


Here's what Toronto musicians look like as cartoon characters

Fucked Up

Queen Of Hearts We’re inclined to believe that if angry aliens did indeed show up at a Fucked Up show, Damian Abraham would simply rip his shirt off, dive off stage and hug them into sweaty oblivion. Problem solved.


Here's what Toronto musicians look like as cartoon characters

July Talk

Guns + Ammunition This song is the perfect introduction to July Talk: singers Peter Dreimanis and Leah Fay trade verses—his rough and assertive, hers airy and nimble—atop a chugging bass line and distorted guitars.

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Here's what Toronto musicians look like as cartoon characters

Cadence Weapon

Sharks The track’s original video was essentially a video game, anyway, so...


Here's what Toronto musicians look like as cartoon characters

Metz

Wet Blanket If we had to pick just one song to set to alien warfare, it’d be “Wet Blanket.” Loud and violent, it’s bound to awaken players’ carnal instincts.

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Here's what Toronto musicians look like as cartoon characters

Purity Ring

Bodyache Corin Roddick, one half of the sleek electro duo, typically performs behind a collection of crystalline lamps. So, when it comes to blasting aliens with beams of light, it looks like he’s way ahead of the game.

Luc Rinaldi is a National Magazine Award–winning journalist based in Toronto. His work has appeared in Maclean’s, Toronto Life, The Walrus and Report on Business, among other publications. He has taught magazine feature writing at his alma mater, the School of Journalism at Toronto Metropolitan University.
Correction
April 20, 2016

An earlier version of this post mistakenly stated that Yuliya Boublikova created Loud on Planet X’s illustrations. She is in fact the game’s animator.

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