Perez Hilton, the incomparable celeb soothsayer and gossipmonger, sends his tour to Toronto on September 17 for a show at the Opera House. We caught up with him over the phone (as he made his way to a mall) to talk about Demi, Drew and the Toronto International Film Festival.
TIFF.TO: Will you be here during TIFF? Or did getting punched in the face at Cobra nightclub put us in your bad books? Perez Hilton: It’s possible I’ll be there on the 17th. I love Toronto. I love Canadians and Canada. I mean that!
TIFF.TO: What’s better TIFF or Cannes? Perez Hilton: I like TIFF better because at Cannes I got a sense of pretentiousness that I didn’t get at TIFF. Toronto knows how to party and have a good time. I love partying!
TIFF.TO: Who’s hotter, Matt Damon or George Clooney? Perez Hilton: Clooney cause he’s still a bachelor, he’s dating that Italian lady but they’ll probably break up. Matt Damon has two kids now–he’s boring.
TIFF.TO: What’s with the crazy hype over Megan Fox. Is she really all that? Perez Hilton: She’s definitely all that! [Considering Hilton writes “Less talky! More pretty!” on his blog, we’re thinking the “all that” is based on Jennifer’s hot body.]
TIFF.TO: Earlier this week, you and Demi Moore had a vicious war on Twitter after you called her a “bad mom” If you are both at TIFF at the same time, will you try to make up? Perez Hilton: She’s going to be going to my Toronto concert [Perez Hilton Presents, September 17 at the Opera House] I invited her. She’s going to be introducing all the acts. Kidding!
TIFF.TO: What about will.i.am, will you be inviting him? [Black Eyed Peas front man responsible for Hilton’s black eye at Much Music Video Awards after party in June] Perez Hilton: He can watch some musicians that are better than him.
TIFF.TO: What do you think about the rumblings that Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page are an item? They’ve been making out a lot! Perez Hilton: I love those rumblings because now when I report about people being gay it’s okay. I think Ellen Page is a lesbian, from what I’ve seen. I met her once and she didn’t flat out say it but it was understood. I don’t think Drew Barrymore is 100% lesbian but I’d say she’s most probably bi. She’s a wild child!
TIFF.TO: Finally, our most important question, who is the biggest douchebag in Hollywood? Perez Hilton: Jon Gosselin.
We wanted more juice, but Hilton was lost in a car en route to the mall. Get more of him at Perez Hilton Presents.
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