Justin Bieber reveals a massive tattoo of a person more famous than he is (we know, it’s hard to believe)

We went six whole days into 2012 without a big Justin Bieber scandal or accomplishment—but Beliebers can rest easy now because the pop star just revealed his newest tattoo: a picture of Jesus’s face adorning his left calf. This brings his tattoo count to three; he’s already got a dove on his left hip and the Hebrew word for “Jesus” on his torso (which he and his dad got together—aw, bless). Fans and Internet trolls have consumed themselves in a debate over whether Christians should have tattoos (no matter how on-brand), but we’re wondering if the holy ink washes away the vestiges of his week as an alleged baby daddy and bathroom-stall-tryster. Lord, grant Biebz the serenity to accept the [tattoos] he cannot change.