Everything you need to throw a Succession premiere party

Highland Scotch whisky producer The Dalmore partnered with the V&A Dundee—where the Waystar Royco fam celebrated Logan’s 50th anniversary as CEO—on a line of single-malts so rare that they’d be a hard get even for the Roys. The rest of us will have to settle for a dram of their sweet, warm Cigar Malt Reserve.

This meat lovers’ board is piled high with premium prosciutto, cacciatore and copa—and is slightly more welcoming than a game of “boar on the floor.”

Maximize your guests’ experience with an ATN mug emblazoned with the network’s legally ambiguous tagline. “It’s good because it’s not clear what it means.”

Though it would probably only get an “Oh…great” from Logan, Mark Thuet’s crispy, chewy Alsatian sourdough is made from a starter that’s been passed down through his family for over two centuries. Best served with cold, complacent butter.

Get real patriarchal on your guests with Logan’s cardi of choice, a chunky shawl-collared cable knit.

You don’t hyper-decant? You’re just doing regular decanting? For the softest tannins and most heightened aromas—essentially, to age your two-buck chuck five years in 10 seconds—pour that Burgundy into a Vitamix A3500 series, the eldest son’s preferred hyper-decanter.

Whether you’re toasting the next-gen Roy rebel alliance or you’re team Nero and Sporus, raise a glass of the good stuff with these German-made highland tumblers.

Because, as we all know, you can’t make a tiny Tomlette without breaking some mini Gregs.

From the back nine to the boardroom, this Waystar Royco visor is perfect for shielding you from all those shady goings-on.

Show your support for everyone’s favourite problematic presidential run.