Lohan and Lesbohan at the eTalk party: skinny legs and side cleavage

Samantha Ronson deejayed (read: played songs from her laptop) at the eTalk party on Friday, while a stern female bodyguard wagged a finger at anyone who tried to snap photos of the Lesbohan. The waifish Ronson actually spun some good tunes, starting with M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes”—the gunshots in that song always get the privileged class going, for some reason. A chain-smoking Lindsay Lohan was onstage as well, answering phone calls and trying to hide in the corner behind 4 Korners, the assisting DJs. A patron later commented that the top Lohan was wearing gave her “side cleavage,” which we think is this year’s faux pas equivalent to the muffin top.—Melita Kuburas"