Like vain pop legends with occasional fake British accents? Madonna’s world tour hits Toronto in September

Madonna’s new album MDNA (just like MDMA—so fresh and youthful!) will be released on March 26, and her world tour will be stopping in Toronto on September 12 (tickets go on sale February 13). The news comes just after she performed at the Super Bowl’s halftime show, where she lip synced a number of old gems, dragged M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj onstage to sing her embarrassing new single and looked visibly pain-stricken from having to crouch down and get up a number of times (if she suffers another hamstring and nose injury, how will she fare in Toronto?). That said, this show is going to sell out (she is Madonna), so we hope you’ve been saving up all year—at least, that was Madge’s advice to people who want to see her perform live.