Six spot-on Rob Ford parody Twitter accounts (plus one masterful fake Craigslist ad)

Mayor Rob Ford has a distinctively folksy way of speaking, a hot temper, a knack for saying dumb things and now an (alleged) crack scandal blowing up in his face. In other words, he’s a satirist’s dream and the Internet has stepped up to the challenge. Below, seven Rob Ford send-ups that may make you feel better about Toronto’s mayoral troubles—for a moment, anyway.

Handle: @HULKMAYOR
Schtick: Rob Ford in rage-mode, with a healthy splash of neanderthal.
Sample Tweet:

HULKMAYOR TAKE BILL BLAIR OFF CHRISTMAS CARD LIST #TOpoli

— HULKMAYOR (@HULKMAYOR) October 31, 2013

Handle: @ThinRobFord
Schtick: A parallel universe Rob Ford who happens to be thin—and a little rambling, frankly. However, he has, hands down, the best profile picture of the bunch.
Sample Tweet:

I think I'm going to be a little more organized for the next time I break the law. #TOpoli #Toronto #CDNpoli

— Alfabet The Cowboy (@AlfabetDCowboy) November 1, 2013

Handle: @RobFordSearch
Schtick: The mayor as barely coherent idiot with a propensity for very specific Google searches.
Sample Tweet:

*googles* "places to hide in Tortonto when 400 pounds. Also has cheeseburgers and weed delivery"

— Rob Ford Googles (@RobFordSearch) October 31, 2013

Handle: @80sDougFord
Schtick: Okay, it’s not lampooning Rob Ford, but this potty-mouthed, bro-ish, drug-dealing, van-driving, Doors-listening teenaged Doug Ford has a lot to say about his brother.
Sample Tweet:

Oh, I just wanna say again that Rob is sorry. We'll tell you what he's sorry for as soon as the cops release that information #topoli

— 80s Doug Ford (@80sDougFord) November 3, 2013

Handle: @TOMayorFrod
Schtick: A pitch-perfect send-up of the mayor’s official Twitter account—right down to the background image.
Sample Tweet:

Thanks again for your support today, folks. I'm back at work first thing in the afternoon like I always am. #ContemptforTaxpayers #TOpoli

— Councillor Rob Frod (@TOMayorFrod) November 4, 2013

Handle: @RobFordAngry
Schtick: Hilariously short dispatches from inside the mind of the mayor.
Sample Tweet:

How come nobody wants to talk about my spooky halloween office? #TOPoli

— RobFordAngry (@RobFordAngry) October 31, 2013

Link: “Biermarket, St. Paddy’s Day 2012. You: big bear – m4m”
Schtick: A clever, slightly dirty fake Craiglist missed connection from someone pretending to have fallen for Ford during his St. Paddy’s day binge in 2012.
Sample quote: 

(Images, clockwise from top left: 80s Doug Ford; Thin Rob Ford; TO Mayor Frod; RobFordAngry; HulkMayor; Mayur Rob Ford)