Rich people love Muskoka, and they especially love Lake Joseph, which happens to be where Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber have their summer cottage. They spent a few weeks relaxing there with their kids Kaia and Presley last year, and they’re back again this summer. Naturally, for such an attractive family, they’ve been Instagramming copiously. Here’s a look at how the other half cottages.
The view upon arrival wasn’t too shabby:
Cindy got straight to relaxing:
While Presley took care of the upkeep:
Crawford’s daughter/lookalike (and budding supermodel in her own right) Kaia set up a makeshift barber shop on the dock:
Rande caught dinner:
And hung out with some high-wattage friends, including formers NHLers Chris Chelios and Paul Coffey, and musician (and possible future Senator) Kid Rock:
There were some classic cottage activities, like beer pong:
And more drinking—this time, watermelon mint margaritas:
The Gerber siblings shared a warm moment:
Mom worked in an adorable mother-son Insta opp, too:
As well as her own impossibly perfect photo shoot:
Here’s a clip from last summer. The thing Presley is scooting around on is an E-Surfboard, yours for a mere €10,000. The $3,700 water trampoline is downright affordable by comparison:
http://instagram.com/p/BH2FItihsSv/
Rande works on a cottage project (we’d guess something like installing a birdhouse) shirtless, shoeless and goggleless:
http://instagram.com/p/BH7WTNxDXwe/?taken-by=cindycrawford&hl=en
Even the Ubers in Muskoka are classy:
http://instagram.com/p/BIc9V9uBHdG/?taken-by=randegerber&hl=en
Cliff jumping is a quintessential Muskoka activity, right up there with worrying about snapping turtles and getting lost trying to navigate your way to your friend’s cottage:
http://instagram.com/p/BILKhpUB_-G/?taken-by=randegerber&hl=en
Another Muskoka must-do: throwing caution to the wind and jumping off the roof of the boathouse:
http://instagram.com/p/BIkm1bRjoos/?taken-by=cindycrawford&hl=en
Here’s the whole fam in the boat:
http://instagram.com/p/BHu86xBjxXv/?taken-by=cindycrawford&hl=en
People love naming their cottages after themselves, and the Crawford/Gerbers are no different:
http://instagram.com/p/BISkSkID8Xy/?taken-by=cindycrawford&hl=en
Does Rande Gerber seem like the kind of guy who would have his own brand of George Clooney–endorsed tequila? Because he is that kind of guy:
http://instagram.com/p/BIlgSoxjJGl/?taken-by=cindycrawford&hl=en
It’s definitely cheating to use the dictionary while playing Scrabble:
http://instagram.com/p/BINU6yKDofB/?taken-by=cindycrawford&hl=en
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