Not Your Average Joe: who cottages where on Muskoka’s luxest lake
Of the three major Muskoka lakes, Joseph is cottage country’s most star-studded. Its lots—generally bigger than those on nearby Rosseau and Muskoka—attract celebrities and business titans who require adequate room for their toys, boats and egos, and prefer not to rub elbows with nosy neighbours. The maximal-living trend is most obvious on the lake’s northern tip, dubbed Billionaires’ Row, where one lakeside cottage compound recently went on the market for a record-setting $25 million. Here’s a look at who calls Lake Joe their home away from home.
Who fucking cares?
Not you and not me. Where are you summering Flootie? I’m in the downtown core – working and living in my < $25 million condo which is barely the size of a Lake Joe front hall closet.
is bile bitter?
Far away from these fucks, that’s for goddamn sure.