Just in time for Valentine’s Day: the Hoodie-Footie

As we reported earlier this week, barely there lingerie has been deemed passé. Maybe the trend toward covering up helps explain the rise of the abominable Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit, the latest incarnation of the I-still-can’t-believe-it’s-real Snuggie and its successor, the Necky.

Made by PajamaGram, the Hoodie-Footie is essentially an adult onesie with extra features like detachable feet, a hood and thumb holes. But full-coverage loungewear made from “the softest marshmallow microfleece” comes with a hefty price tag—it costs $100 (plus a whopping $60 to ship to Canada and another $13 to personalize it with a name), making it a major investment for a joke gift and, we hope, too expensive for Canadians to purchase in earnest.