Don’t worry, everyone, Coco Rocha has finally stepped in to teach us about Facebook

As if it wasn’t easy enough to be a ham on the Internet, supermodel Coco Rocha seems to have decided it’s about time she taught Facebook users how to make their timeline photos more appealing (seriously, this woman is everywhere). In what appears to be a spoof on ’80s and ’90s infomercials—yes, complete with a star wipe—Rocha walks through a series of dos and don’ts: do pose in sunglasses with gal pal Heidi Klum; do have your photo taken by Karl Lagerfeld; but don’t pose with your husband. More of Rocha painfully talking through a script, name-dropping and opening her mouth real big in the James Conran–directed infomercial above.