Martha Stewart grosses everyone out with her shockingly bad food photographs
Schadenfreude is the best. Especially when the target has made a career out of flaunting her military-style perfection, like domestic whiz Martha Stewart. Earlier this month, a leather slacks–clad Stewart sashayed into King West restaurant Edulis and proceeded to live-tweet her meal with a series of photos. Grainy, ill-lit, unappealing photos. It turns out Stewart is a really, really bad food photographer. So bad, in fact, that her followers have begun to cry out in protest, question her sobriety and circulate an intervention-style petition requesting that she “get the help she needs.” Here are the pics that have caused the most fuss—and Martha’s characteristically cool response to the backlash. [via Buzzfeed]
Pickerel. In a spicy tomato based broth. A varied menu. No choice. Just chef directed. Very good edulis pic.twitter.com/t27rScc9eJ
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) October 25, 2013
@MarthaStewart what the fuck is that
— 트리샤 (@trishakurz) November 19, 2013
What a wonderful treat. White truffles and pasta a la jean Georges. So delectable. pic.twitter.com/Byi6HDlbRB
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) November 1, 2013
@MarthaStewart DELETE! DELETE! You accidentally posted a poop shot, Martha!
— Mike Monteiro (@Mike_FTW) November 1, 2013
First course. Land and sea. Uni. Seaweed bone marrow by Dominique CERN s. F. pic.twitter.com/Oi9JwzYwpf
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) November 16, 2013
@MarthaStewart LOOK LIKE DISHWATER SUDDS
— THE QUEEN GOONIE (@BLANCAWHIITE) November 16, 2013
Best slow cooked onion soup with baguette croutons and gruyere and Comte cheese melted on top. Garden onions pic.twitter.com/VNFkeiV3o3
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) November 17, 2013
@MarthaStewart @JYMLR Looks like toilet pudding to me.
— The Robotard 8000 (@TheRobotard8000) November 19, 2013
Iceberg wedge with homemade Russian dressing. Perfect salad for the onion soup lunch pic.twitter.com/KQatWUKUdl
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) November 17, 2013
@MarthaStewart that looks terrible
— Andy Almeida (@andyalmeida) November 17, 2013
There seems to be some buzz about my food pics. Actually the onion soup was utterly delicious and the ice berg wedge divine.
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) November 18, 2013
My lumpy Russian dressing that aroused so much enmity: 1c lemonaise 3 T ketchup 3T wine vinegar 1T honey Dijon salt pepper. Great on iceberg
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) November 20, 2013
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Schadenfreude is the best. Especially when the target has made a career out of flaunting her military-style perfection, like domestic whiz Martha Stewart. Earlier this month, a leather slacks–clad Stewart sashayed into King West restaurant Edulis and proceeded to live-tweet her meal with a series of photos. Grainy, ill-lit, unappealing photos. It turns out Stewart is a really, really bad food photographer. So bad, in fact, that her followers have begun to cry out in protest, question her sobriety and circulate an intervention-style petition requesting that she “get the help she needs.” Here are the pics that have caused the most fuss—and Martha’s characteristically cool response to the backlash. [via Buzzfeed]
The Offending Photos
https://twitter.com/MarthaStewart/status/393552204847517696
https://twitter.com/trishakurz/status/402785480829190145
https://twitter.com/MarthaStewart/status/396068941161705474
https://twitter.com/Mike_FTW/status/396069668126879744
https://twitter.com/MarthaStewart/status/401525022474252288
https://twitter.com/BLANCAWHIITE/status/401525363572215808
https://twitter.com/MarthaStewart/status/402162753772601344
https://twitter.com/TheRobotard8000/status/402861622877638656
https://twitter.com/MarthaStewart/status/402162350456729600
https://twitter.com/andyalmeida/status/402162526479454209
...and Martha’s response
https://twitter.com/MarthaStewart/status/402568663477547008
https://twitter.com/MarthaStewart/status/403148366693294080){kind=link}
This was cool when Buzzfeed did it.
Great timing, turns out Henrys the camera store, is doing a free smartphone class next tuesday lunchtime! they should invite Martha. or anyone who tweets their dinner to the world!