15 witty Twitter reactions to the latest Rob Ford crack video revelations

Whenever earth-shattering news breaks—and Police Chief Bill Blair’s incredible revelation about the very real Rob Ford crack video certainly qualifies—Twitter lights up with witty bon-mots. Here, the best Internet quips from a very eventful morning.

Toronto Police Chief "disappointed" by #RobFord video. Only gave it 17% on Rotten Tomatoes. #OhMyFord #TOpoli

— ThisHourHas22Minutes (@22_Minutes) October 31, 2013

I cannot comment on a Chief Bill Blair I haven’t seen or does not exist. #TOpoli

— Bryson Gilbert (@bryg) October 31, 2013

I for one think they should charge @TOMayorFord for peeing on this tree pic.twitter.com/dfMM62088O #topoli #onpoli

— Sarah Thomson (@ThomsonTO) October 31, 2013

BREAKING: this gif. (again) http://t.co/gCu6D4Fo7r

— Matt Elliott (@GraphicMatt) October 31, 2013

I'd be OK if Kathleen Wynne stepped into #Toronto City Hall dressed as Wonder Woman to remove #Ford from office #halloween #TOpoli

— Agent Banana (@agent_banana) October 31, 2013

My work is never done: I meet with constituents at all hours, addressing their parking concerns. #Toronto #TOpoli pic.twitter.com/inCa5HzfcV

— Mayor Rob Frod (@TOMayorFrod) October 31, 2013

We need a guy in Dundas Square ringing a bell and hollering "Police have the crack video! Police have the crack video!"

— Jonathan Goldsbie (@goldsbie) October 31, 2013

"You know, it feels soooo good to drop the word 'alleged.'" – Every Journalist in Toronto #OhMyFord #TOpoli #RobFord

— ThisHourHas22Minutes (@22_Minutes) October 31, 2013

“@TheThirstyWench: I like the part where the Crackstarter money went to addiction centres and we got the video anyway. #topoli” oh yeah…

— Nicola Pulling (@nicola63) October 31, 2013

So, apparently, Chief Blair is going as Santa Claus this Hallowe'en. #TOpoli

— Sean Boulton (@sboulton) October 31, 2013

@DavidHains Better call Saul! #topoli

— Kodos Wilson (@kvonbling) October 31, 2013

Good to know Rob Ford is right on top of the issue on everybody's mind today! #topoli pic.twitter.com/iWkQZpwzYP

— Bruce Borgundvaag (@bborgg) October 31, 2013

Now that police have video of @TOMayorFord allegedly smoking crack, won't be long now before he gets his Senate appointment. #TOpoli

— Don Bradshaw (@DonBradshawNTV) October 31, 2013

Ironic that Rob Ford owns a Ford Escape. #topoli http://t.co/cjF9H2H0Od

— Mike Sloan (@mikelondoncan) October 31, 2013

I'm sorry, what was that about Rob Ford again?

— Josh Weiss (@Weiss_J) October 31, 2013