Time Warner Cable announces Ryan Gosling On Demand, but will Rogers follow suit?

It’s February, which means Valentine’s Day is coming—which means some of us will be lonely (crying) and some of us will be sharing a meal and a bed with a loved one. American singles with nothing to do but watch movies on television were excited to find out that Time Warner Cable will be offering a Ryan Gosling On Demand service for the month of February. Everything Ryan Gosling has ever appeared in (or at least every movie—there’s no word of Breaker High being on offer) will be in this catalogue, and it’ll be priced from $1.99 to $4.99. A really lonely night could end up costing someone around $100, but Canadians won’t have to worry about frivolous spending, because Rogers hasn’t made the equally genius decision to ride Gozzy’s coattails.

(Images: TV, clip art; Ryan Gosling, screen grab from Crazy, Stupid, Love)

• Geniuses at Time Warner Cable Offering ‘Ryan Gosling On Demand’ [Jezebel]