QUOTED: Doug Ford, on whether the mayor is actually in rehab

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“Yes, for the one-millionth time, Rob Ford is in a rehabilitation program.”

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—Doug Ford, exasperatedly reassuring reporters that Rob Ford is really, seriously in rehab, even though none of us are allowed to know precisely where. Doug has insisted on the mayor’s privacy since last Wednesday’s cavalcade of revelations. And yet Toronto city hall reporters, who have been deceived about Rob’s substance issues before, still haven’t given up the chase. The Sun’s sources say the mayor may have retreated to Homewood Health Centre in Guelph after running into trouble at U.S. customs on the way to Chicago.