PHOTO: Rob Ford completely freaks out reporters with his haunted house tour (but not in a good way)
PHOTO: Rob Ford completely freaks out reporters with his haunted house tour (but not in a good way)

Rob Ford is taking Halloween really seriously this year. The holiday is still two days off and he has already transformed his office into a haunted house; creeped out reporters with a enthusiastic-slash-maniacal tour (actual quote: “Would you like to touch my snake?”); and pretended to eat an arm at the annual Toronto Zombie Walk. And that’s not even counting the hundreds of Torontonians who will be dressing up as the mayor come Thursday night.
Oh, shut up Robbie. Just plain shut up. You’re not funny. You are not witty. You are a grown man, not a kid. Just plain shut up.
You folks up in Toronto sure have a colorful mayor but it doesn’t seem like you want him.