Justin Bieber’s Johnson could belong to rocketmanxxx

What is estimated to be a $1,000 snake that Justin Bieber carried at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards is now up for auction at Charity Buzz, with proceeds going to Pencils of Promise, one of the organizations he’s sponsoring through his Believe charity drive. The name of Bieber’s tiny snake is Johnson, and there is currently a bidding war going on between rocketmanxxx, JeradMP (which MP could it be?) and Trisha and Ashley (the two gals have teamed up to get the opportunity to touch the Biebz’s snake). There’s no telling how much these bidders are ultimately willing to spend, but the current high bid comes from JeradMP at $2,270.20, and the auction ends on Tuesday, November 29. It’s kind of impossible not to laugh (but we’re thankful the money is going to support charity—it’s just too bad Bieber has to lose his snake in the process).
This is a horribly immature article.
All the silly innuendos amount to the creative
writing one might expect in a fart joke.
Disappointing!
im JeradMP.