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Behold: the Toronto Police Service press release of the decade

By Steve Kupferman

| June 4, 2014

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Let this be a lesson to all library-goers: keep your phallic vegetables to yourself. Here’s a mugshot of the alleged perp, from the Toronto Police Service website:

Behold: the Toronto Police Service press release of the decade

Oh Fredrick Tennyson Davis, 49, of Toronto. What have you done?

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