Toronto Fashion Week fall/winter 2012: the Drinking Game
Toronto Fashion Week kicks off tonight at David Pecaut Square, and since it can be exhausting to cram your body into a pair of Pink Tartan cigarette pants, perfect your “I’m not pleased” face in front of the mirror and air kiss people you don’t care for, we’ve cooked up a drinking game to take the edge off. Because, well, you deserve it. Check out our three levels of game play after the jump.
When...
• A blogger steals someone’s front-row seat • Robin Kay stumbles through her opening night speech • A Mastercard spokesperson tries hard to make “Stylicity” a thing • You feel queasy at the sight of a gratis Special K cereal bar • You overhear someone complaining about waiting in line to get into the runway room (see, we’re looking out for you, because if this were in a shot category, you’d be in the emergency room on night one)
When...
• You see a Louis Vuitton scarf or bag • You overhear someone complaining that so-and-so has a better seat • Someone gives you the cut-eye • Some clown wears sunglasses indoors • You see someone wearing blue lipstick
When...
• A blogger doesn’t steal someone’s front-row seat • You don’t feel fatigued from hunger • Flare’s Fiona Green, photographer George Pimentel or Fashion’s Bernadette Morra seem happy in the runway room
(Images: Tavi Gevinson, jauretsi, Ab Fab, screengrab, AndreJ Pejic and Kimberley Newport-Mimran, Jenna Marie Wakani)
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