Whoopi Goldberg designed some very peculiar holiday sweaters, which you can now buy at Hudson’s Bay

Whoopi Goldberg—actor, comedian and The View’s most ruthless host—has a new gig designing supremely tacky Christmas sweaters. The heavily embellished pieces, which feature Mean Girls–inspired dancing reindeer and two Santas kissing, among other designs, are selling for $179 exclusively at Hudson’s Bay until the holidays are over. They’re made with super-soft alpaca wool and cashmere, so you can luxuriate in their hideousness as the star of every ugly Christmas sweater party this season. Behold, Whoopi’s wacky designs:

Feathered baby cherubs add a certain je ne sais quois to this cheerful carol-themed sweater:

This classic ugly sweater is one of Whoopi’s more traditional designs:

This one’s more progressive:

The gingerbread man on the right may have stubbed his toe, but he definitely had a chunk of his torso ripped off by the gingerbread man on the left:

After lugging around Santa’s sleigh around all night, this must be how Rudolph lets loose:

A slight crop gives this sweater a swingy silhouette:

The tree-trimming youngster’s fringe really adds some dimension to the turtleneck:

Last (but definitely not least), this turtleneck depicts a family celebrating Christmas morning with...their alien offspring: