The Crackgate Economy: the nine best items of Rob Ford memorabilia
The Crackgate Economy: the nine best items of Rob Ford memorabilia
By David Hains | January 10, 2014
By David Hains | 01/10/2014
By David Hains | Photographs by Carlo Mendoza
Some Torontonians lament our mayor’s international notoriety. Others are making a killing on it. Here, our picks for the best Ford memorabilia.
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259844 The Tickle Me Elmo of Ford merch, with gold-flecked hair and a slimmed-down waistline. Retails for $20 at city hall. First run of 1,000 sold out in five hours. (One later sold on eBay for $378.) (Image: Carlo Mendoza) Robbie Bobbie Bobblehead Robbie Bobbie Bobblehead https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-01-e1392303793941-96x96.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-01.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-01.jpg 667 1000 [] https://torontolife.com/shopping/rob-ford-crackgate-economy/slide/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-01/ rob-ford-crackgate-economy-01 0 0
(Image: Carlo Mendoza)
259845 Bearing His Fordship’s likeness and second most famous catchphrase. A cotton form fitter. $20 at Giftworks in St. Lawrence Market. Over 100 sold.<br />
(Image: Carlo Mendoza) Fordwear Fordwear https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-02-e1392303774949-96x96.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-02.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-02.jpg 1000 1000 [] https://torontolife.com/shopping/rob-ford-crackgate-economy/slide/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-02/ rob-ford-crackgate-economy-02 0 0
(Image: Carlo Mendoza)
259846 Will hold 11 ounces of whatever you’re drinking. Easy-grip handle for strolls along the Danforth. $17 at <a href="http://www.zazzle.ca/" target="_blank">zazzle.ca.</a> (Image: Carlo Mendoza) Ford for Prime Minister Mug Ford for Prime Minister Mug https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-03-96x96.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-03.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-03.jpg 1000 1000 [] https://torontolife.com/shopping/rob-ford-crackgate-economy/slide/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-03/ rob-ford-crackgate-economy-03 0 0
(Image: Carlo Mendoza)
259847 Will keep watch over your front yard as diligently as the real RoFo has guarded the city budget. Made on demand by the artists at RevenantFX and available for $66 on <a href="http://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/171558977/rofo-the-rob-ford-gnome-stupored-edition?ref=shop_home_active_11" target="_blank">Etsy.</a> Four sold so far. (Image: Carlo Mendoza) RoFo the Rob Ford Gnome RoFo the Rob Ford Gnome https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-04-e1392303754370-96x96.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-04.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-04.jpg 667 1000 [] https://torontolife.com/shopping/rob-ford-crackgate-economy/slide/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-04/ rob-ford-crackgate-economy-04 0 0
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259848 A gourmet pork butt dog, topped with beef cheek and cheese curds—they’re supposed to resemble crack—and gravy (naturally). Made <br />
by Craft Dogs on King East, and a top seller (382 at press time) since <br />
it debuted in November. $11. (Image: Carlo Mendoza) Crack Dog Crack Dog https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-05-e1392303736735-96x96.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-05.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-05.jpg 1000 667 [] https://torontolife.com/shopping/rob-ford-crackgate-economy/slide/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-05/ rob-ford-crackgate-economy-05 0 0
(Image: Carlo Mendoza)
259849 De-stress with a few pumps whenever an embarrassing new headline breaks. Available at <a href="http://squeezeford.ca/" target="_blank">squeezeford.ca</a> for $8. 1,000 sold—farthest order from Australia—with plans to make 10,000. (Image: Carlo Mendoza) Squeeze Ford Squeeze Ford https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-06-e1392303713232-96x96.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-06.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-06.jpg 667 1000 [] https://torontolife.com/shopping/rob-ford-crackgate-economy/slide/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-06/ rob-ford-crackgate-economy-06 0 0
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259850 100 per cent polyester, and—oddly for a tie—one-sided. $36 at <a href="http://www.zazzle.ca/" target="_blank">zazzle.ca.</a> (Image: Carlo Mendoza) Crack Mayor Tie Crack Mayor Tie https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-07-e1392303687630-96x96.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-07.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-07.jpg 667 1000 [] https://torontolife.com/shopping/rob-ford-crackgate-economy/slide/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-07/ rob-ford-crackgate-economy-07 0 0
(Image: Carlo Mendoza)
259851 Colourful accoutrements that pair well with backpacks, bicycles, unicycles, tricycles and other pinko paraphernalia. Extra large $3. From Crywolf on Ossington. Over 100 sold. (Image: Carlo Mendoza) Lapel Buttons Lapel Buttons https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-08-e1392303663792-96x96.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-08.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-08.jpg 1000 667 [] https://torontolife.com/shopping/rob-ford-crackgate-economy/slide/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-08/ rob-ford-crackgate-economy-08 0 0
(Image: Carlo Mendoza)
259852 Remind yourself of the blooper-reel-we-call-mayor every time you open the fridge or filing cabinet. $5.25 at <a href="http://www.zazzle.ca/" target="_blank">zazzle.ca.</a> (Image: Carlo Mendoza) Fridge Magnet Fridge Magnet https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-09-96x96.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-09.jpg https://torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-09.jpg 1000 1000 [] https://torontolife.com/shopping/rob-ford-crackgate-economy/slide/rob-ford-crackgate-economy-09/ rob-ford-crackgate-economy-09 0 0
(Image: Carlo Mendoza)