Where Viggo and Brad are sleeping tonight

The A-list quotient just went up in Yorkville: Viggo Mortensen checked into the Park Hyatt last night, and Brad Pitt arrives there this afternoon—sans Angelina, who is rumoured to be staying home to mind their flock. Rachel Getting Married star Anne Hathaway touches down at the Hyatt this evening, scoring a celebrity hat trick for the posh downtown hotel.

We also hear that Pitt will be attending the Burn After Reading private after-party at the Hyatt tonight. And unless you own a bellhop uniform and are willing to indulge in some tomfoolery involving hiding out in the garbage chute, you’re not getting anywhere near it.