Ron Jeremy gets his own brand of hooch
Ron Jeremy: he’s the porn star that people love to love but pretend to hate. Well, now they can pretend not to love the fact that a new rum inspired by the adult film icon is coming soon from a company called One Eyed Spirits. Unfortunately, Ron de Jeremy, as it’s been dubbed, won’t be making its way to the LCBO any time soon—liquor board reps told us they weren’t aware of it—but it will be made available on “select Web stores.” And, as expected from a liquor with such a notorious spokesperson, adult puns abound on the product’s Web site: it apparently “tastes perfect naked, with nothing added” and is billed as “the adult rum.” The only thing missing is a play on “coming soon.”
The blender behind the rum is Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez, previously known for his work on Zafra Master Reserve. Since everyone else gets to make inappropriate jokes at this point, we think we’ll get ours in, too. When one isn’t over hung, at least Ron de Jeremy can get one hungover.