Miller vs. Johnson in Spectator’s first blond-off
It works for Fox News; why can’t it work for us? We report, you decide. Whose hair is more—how to put it?—blindingly blond? The nearly minted mayor of London, Boris Johnson, or Hogtown’s own two-term pasha, David Miller? Either one would put Marilyn Monroe to shame, so we leave it to you. Who among these peroxide twins is likely to have more fun?
It’s Miller vs. Johnson in Spectator’s first ever blond-off.*
LET’S GET READY TO RUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBLLLLEEE.
* Spectator’s polling in this regard is entirely unscientific and accurate within an infinite margin, zero times out of 10.