Attention those not yet caffeinated today: Starbucks is giving out coffee for a quarter

Starbucks, the green mermaid overlord of coffee, is celebrating its 25th anniversary in Canada (see the above video of, ahem, heartwarming Starbucks moments), and to mark the occasion they’re giving out tall coffees for a quarter until 11 a.m. (although some on Twitter are reporting paying upwards of 26 cents). You’re welcome—unless, that is, you prefer a more indie craft form of caffeination, in which case you might just consider stooping to this level “loser shit.” [Starbucks]