
Total Recall, the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic—that rewrote the book on cinematic special effects when it introduced us to the papier-mâché third breast—is being remade starring Colin Farrell and is set to begin filming today at Toronto’s Pinewood studios. In light of this, er, honour, here’s a list of five movies we wish hadn’t been made in Toronto (or ever, for that matter):





