Skid Row’s Sebastian Bach charged with assault in Peterborough

Sebastian Bach—to some the lead singer of Skid Row, to us the rocker from Gilmore Girls—has been charged with assault after a kerfuffle at a Peterborough bar early this morning. Bach, who’s originally from the city and attended a fancy-pants private school in nearby Lakefield, allegedly bit a staff member’s hand and smashed a wine glass against the front door when he was told he couldn’t leave with it. The bad news: police found a small amount of marijuana on the Bach, which he’s also on the hook for in court today. The goods news: this is the most exciting thing to happen in Peterborough since the great flood of 2004.

• Ex-Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach charged with assault after Ontario bar fracas [Globe and Mail]