Mixed-up mixology: sip Mr. Big, Harry Goldenblatt and Steve Brady

Earlier this week, we reported on the Sex and the City–themed classes at Extreme Fitness, in which women work out in high heels. Today, we got wind of a slightly grosser but perhaps less demeaning SATC-branded marketing ploy: cocktails that give tipplers a taste of the men in the series, because without men, “there wouldn’t be much sex in the city.”

Thanks to Maestro Dobel tequila, we’ve got the recipes for the Mr. Big (a double shot of tequila that “blends elegance with a touch of arrogance”), the Harry Goldenblatt (a Perfect Paloma with grapefruit and lime that is “flawless,” just like “the world’s number one husband”—presumably without the back hair), the Smith (a spicy pina colada—get it, because Smith is hot!) and the Steve Brady (a drink that’s “solid and without fuss, much like Steve”).