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Dream-casting The Real Housewives of Toronto: seven ideal stars for the Canada-bound reality show

Dream-casting The Real Housewives of Toronto: seven ideal stars for the Canada-bound reality show

We learned recently that the Real Housewives franchise is officially looking into a Canadian spinoff. No word for sure on which major city will get the nod, but Toronto seems like an obvious choice. According to the Post’s Shinan Govani, our top duelling divas Stacey Kimmel and Suzanne Rogers have already declined offers to participate. Meanwhile, the city’s original glitter girl Catherine Nugent told ET Canada that she “wouldn’t even consider” an offer.

Luckily, not all Toronto socialites have such resolve. Govani reported that Jessica Mulroney, wife to Ben and new mom to the couple’s new chinny-chin twins, is “in talks” (though her hubby later recanted on her behalf). Ainsley Kerr, the best local example of the famous-for-being-famous phenomenon, played coy when asked about her involvement. We thought you had to be married or divorced to be qualify as a Housewife, but maybe not.

Depending on your feelings about trash television, this is either the best news since So You Think You Can Dance Canada, or a sign of the cultural apocalypse. Personally, we think a show like this would be must-see TV. Torontonians are so stiff and serious—a little mudslinging might do us some good. And so—with our fingers crossed and our PVRs primed—we set about coming up with the ultimate cast list for The Real Housewives of Toronto. Our picks, after the jump.

Dream-casting The Real Housewives of Toronto: seven ideal stars for the Canada-bound reality show
Dream-casting The Real Housewives of Toronto: seven ideal stars for the Canada-bound reality show
Dream-casting The Real Housewives of Toronto: seven ideal stars for the Canada-bound reality show
Dream-casting The Real Housewives of Toronto: seven ideal stars for the Canada-bound reality show
Dream-casting The Real Housewives of Toronto: seven ideal stars for the Canada-bound reality show
Dream-casting The Real Housewives of Toronto: seven ideal stars for the Canada-bound reality show
Dream-casting The Real Housewives of Toronto: seven ideal stars for the Canada-bound reality show
Dream-casting The Real Housewives of Toronto: seven ideal stars for the Canada-bound reality show

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