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Toronto Police demand that everyone stop moaning about the heat

Toronto Police demand that everyone stop moaning about the heat
Don’t even think about it. (Image: Courtney)

Brace yourselves: Toronto should hit a scorching, sweaty, ice cream-melting temperature of 34°C today, with a humidex near 43°C. While Toronto’s chief medical officer issued an extreme heat alert and advised people to stay out of the sun, Toronto police took another approach, attempting to nip temperature-related complaints before the mercury rose much higher. From their official Twitter feed comes this warning: “Good morning #Toronto! NO ONE is allowed to say, ‘Is it hot enough for you?’ The heat never lasts and you don’t shovel it!” We hope they’re allowed to arrest the complainers.

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