Sign of the Apocalypse #2: Justin Bieber named third most influential celebrity in the world

Justin Bieber has made three-year-olds cry, headlined a sold-out world tour and starred in a top-grossing 3-D movie based on his life story this year. The Biebs’s footwear and hair took in $5,500 and $40,558 respectively on eBay, and the news of his haircut nearly broke the Internet. So when Forbes announced that the boy wonder from Stratford, Ontario, is officially the third most influential celebrity in the world, it was a sure enough sign that we’re all going to die.

• The world’s most powerful celebrities [Forbes]

Apparently, the earth is coming to an end pretty damn soon—on Saturday, to be exact. In honour of this auspicious occasion, we’ll be watching for signs of the Rapture until we lie in our eternal resting place. Stay tuned