Sign of the Apocalypse #1: the sun shines on Toronto

After days of rain, an unidentified ball of light has been appearing fitfully in Toronto’s skies.We can’t confirm whether the ball is merely the sun or in fact Jesus returning to Earth, but in either case we strongly suggest going outside while it’s still possible.

Apparently, the earth is coming to an end pretty damn soon—on Saturday, to be exact. In honour of this auspicious occasion, we’ll be watching for signs of the Rapture until we lie in our eternal resting place. Stay tuned