VIDEO: Oafish, bespectacled Trailer Park Boy Bubbles wants to be sent to space

Although we are certain his poor vision will serve as an obstacle during space training, Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys has taken to the Internet to encourage people to send him out of orbit by way of Metro newspaper’s “Race to Space” competition. No word yet on whether his cohorts Julian and Ricky will be along for the ride, but something tells us that if pigs can do it successfully, so can these boys. All it will take is your votes—although, considering traffic has completely shut down the website, it’s almost a guarantee he’s going to be moon-bound.