Rob Ford, David Hasselhoff make “unsexiest men alive” list

Making fun of Rob Ford’s appearance is always going to be cheap, but we couldn’t resist pointing this one out (and it’s not like he can’t take a joke): the mayor-elect has won the title of Unsexiest Man Alive from Dramarama, Sympatico.ca’s gossip blog. While it’s no Boston Phoenix (maybe next year), it’s a distinction nonetheless, landing him on the same list as Spencer Pratt, Michael Lohan and David Hasselhoff (hey, isn’t there some rule against messing with that guy?). Conspicuously left off the ranking was Moot, who should have hacked himself onto the list by now.

• Dramarama’s Seven Unsexiest Men Alive [Dramarama]

(Images: Ford by Shaun Merritt, Hasselhoff by Irina Slutsky)