Apparently, Toronto bachelor Michael Bryant turns to online dating to look for love

After separating from his wife and having some irreconcilable differences with a recent flame, it seems Michael Bryant has turned to the web to find true love—maybe. Someone (probably not Bryant, we’ll concede) has created a match.com profile for the former attorney general, under the username “itsalongstory66.” Yes, it certainly is. According to the profile, Bryant is “happy and drama free,” is a “Senior Fellow (or some such pompous title) at U of T,” thinks dogs make great pets, likes Mexican food and vampires and is looking for someone with “a macabre or semi-inappropriate sense of humour” (our personal fave). Interested ladies can check out his full profile.