A Hamilton guy’s obituary mocks the Maple Leafs

“It was Terry’s last wish that his pallbearers be the Toronto Maple Leafs so they could let him down one last time.”

—It’s not a totally original joke, but good on Terry Siebert, who died at 58 in Hamilton on Monday, for getting in the final word with a sports franchise that peaked when he was 11 years old. This was the last line in his obituary.