Quoted: a sharpy funny fake Rob Ford Twitter account commemorates the mayor’s election win

Quoted: a sharpy funny fake Rob Ford Twitter account commemorates the mayor’s election win

rob-ford-anniversary (Image: Christopher Drost)
 

Good morning, #Toronto! It’s hard to believe but I was elected mayor 3 years ago today, and I’m still here now. #UnsolvedMysteries #TOpoli

—Mock Rob Ford Twitter account @TOMayorFrod, on an unlikely achievement: the rule breaching, reporter menacing, (alleged) crack smoking mayor actually making it to the three-year anniversary of his big win. The staffer who crafted the ultra-lame celebratory tweet for the mayor’s official feed (“FORD MORE YEARS”? Really?) should be taking notes.