Medieval Times is on the hunt for a new king
Attention Game of Thrones fans: Medieval Times, the kitschy, themed dinner show, is looking for a new king. An online job ad lists the necessary attributes:
Ages 40-55. Males in good physical shape with weight proportionate to height (good shape). Must have good improv skills and be comfortable around horses and large audiences.
To which we’d add the most important attribute: a willingness to be openly mocked by groups of wasted twenty-somethings. [via Reddit]