Trump Toronto and Birks partner to sell $1,795 one-night packages (don’t worry, you get a shiny necklace)

It was announced this afternoon that the Trump International Hotel and Tower in Toronto will be partnering with Birks to provide a one-night “Warm Your Heart” romantic getaway package for a mere $1,795 ($2,195 for two nights, if you’re feeling extra romantic and generous). Here’s what your money will get you: a one-bedroom suite (one bed, obviously); a complimentary bottle of champagne (okay, sounds pretty standard); a bouquet of roses (there’s nothing quite like receiving such a romantic gesture from a hotel concierge); a personalized note waiting in-room (a whole note that won’t be sexy because it is being dictated to a booking agent); a complimentary set of champagne flutes from Birks (to drink the complimentary champagne, natch); and a $1,500 gift certificate toward a piece from Ivanka Trump’s jewellery collection (and if your wife, girlfriend or mistress doesn’t like Ivanka’s jewels, then that’s her problem). Oh, and a 4 p.m. checkout, because you deserve it—after all, you did just spend over $2,000 for a one- or two-night stay at a Bay Street hotel.