The Real Actors Read Yelp series, which has been making the rounds of the food blogopshere for a couple months, hit Toronto 12 hours ago with this hilarious reading by Darren Goldstein of a review of Schnitzel Queen. It starts: “I heard there was a dead guy found in a crawlspace on Parliament Street. But two or three blocks away from that dead guy is a delightful lil place called the schnitzel queen.” It only gets better from there.
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