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Sign of the Apocalypse #3: Centers for Disease Control release primer on how to survive a zombie apocalypse

By John Michael McGrath
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Toronto’s zombie population under Centers for Disease Control magnifying glass (Image: Bahman)

If our readers watched season one of The Walking Dead, they’ll recognize how futile it is, but the Centers for Disease Control have released a plan for dealing with the zombie apocalypse, using photos from Toronto’s very own Zombie Walk (evidently, efforts in the U.S. to fend off the undead have been semi-successful). Reached for a response over a noisy phone line, the zombies either said “bring it” or “braaaaaains.” Torontolife.com was not able to verify which over the sounds of human screams.

Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse [Centers for Disease Control]

Apparently, the earth is coming to an end pretty damn soon—on Saturday, to be exact. In honour of this auspicious occasion, we’ll be watching for signs of the Rapture until we lie in our eternal resting place. Stay tuned

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