Ryan Gosling allegedly dumps Eva Mendes (for a German model)

Ryan Gosling has allegedly broken up with Eva Mendes and is said to have told her he needs “time to think.” Hold your sighs of relief for one second, because you still can’t have him: he has been spotted fraternizing with a blonde German model in Capetown at the Grand Café. The Daily Mail reports that “‘he tried to disguise himself with a woolly hat and scarf and seemed eager not to be noticed as they sat at a beach table, but he was clearly entranced by her.” The Almighty Goz certainly doesn’t rough it—first Rachel McAdams, then Eva Mendes, and now a sexy German blonde. Poor guy.

(Images: Eva Mendes, Rob Kim/Film Magic;Ryan Gosling, Kristian Dowling/Getty Images Entertainment)