Medieval Times is on the hunt for a new king

Attention Game of Thrones fans: Medieval Times, the kitschy, themed dinner show, is looking for a new king. An online job ad lists the necessary attributes:

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Ages 40-55. Males in good physical shape with weight proportionate to height (good shape). Must have good improv skills and be comfortable around horses and large audiences.

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To which we’d add the most important attribute: a willingness to be openly mocked by groups of wasted twenty-somethings. [via Reddit]