Justin Bieber is one dreamy serial killer

Teen pop stars don’t usually catapult into full-on PG-13 mode until the release of their second album (hello, Miley), but as we all know, J. Biebs isn’t just any pop star. Instead of making the transition into young adulthood via a racy Rolling Stone cover (hello, Britney, Christina and Zac), he’s telling the world that he’s growing up by trying to kill Laurence Fishburne—the man is clearly not a fan of young people right now.

Above, the second cut of the Biebs’s guest spot on CSI, set to air on September 23. (Are his fans even old enough to watch CSI?) The voice-over: “He’s made millions of fans cry tears of joy… But this fall on CSI, Justin Bieber will make you scream!” Making fans scream—definitely something Bieber’s never done before.