City Paul Benoit: “I think every single person in Toronto that wants Rob Ford to resign owes me a Heineken”
City John Tory: “The last time he had conversations with any of these people was about five Jimmy Kimmel shows ago.”
City Bereaved Blue Jays fan: “It was a little awkward telling them I’d just dumped a dead guy on the field.”
Food & Drink Momofuku’s David Chang: “It should be considered a world-class city, which it is, but, like, not.”