Twitter makes the same two jokes about the TTC’s mysterious subway ooze
Okay, yes, that is ectoplasm 100% “@bradTTC: More pics of oil-like substance leaking into the tunnel N of College pic.twitter.com/HBvioWvR4J”
— Ian MacIntyre (@MrIanMacIntyre) March 24, 2015
You may be wondering about the the oily mystery liquid currently leaking onto subway tracks at College Station and preventing trains from running on the Yonge Line. What is it? Is it harmful? Where is it coming from? Will subway service be restored before the evening commute? These are the wrong questions. What we need from officials is a clear, unequivocal answer to the following: this unknown substance—is it like the music-loving subway-tunnel ectoplasm from Ghostbusters 2, or does it bear more of a resemblance to the mutagenic sewer ooze from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Twitter, so far, is evenly divided between the two.
Team Ectoplasm:
@ericlamTO Eric, I don't know how the Ghostbusters 2 slime leaking into College station portents anything.
— Daniel Kaszor (@dkaszor) March 24, 2015
Right now a main #TTC subway route is closed because of a mysterious substance oozing onto the track and oh god it's Ghostbusters 2 again
— Phil Smith (@imaginaryreview) March 24, 2015
Okay, yes, that is ectoplasm 100% “@bradTTC: More pics of oil-like substance leaking into the tunnel N of College pic.twitter.com/HBvioWvR4J”
— Ian MacIntyre (@MrIanMacIntyre) March 24, 2015
Ectoplasm, DUH. RT @bradTTC: More tunnel pics of oil-like substance leaking into the tunnel north of College Stn
— Chris Jancelewicz (@CJancelewicz) March 24, 2015
Ectoplasm RT @CP24: Byford says it is "a bit of a mystery" where the substance is coming from.
— The Jonus (@thejonus) March 24, 2015
— Tommy (@tomillium) March 24, 2015
Maybe someone should call Ghostbusters.
— lise (@liseconde) March 24, 2015
But has anyone played Jackie Wilson for the #TTC Tunnel Ooze? #ToPoli http://t.co/EZtmkJvLlN
— jodie simpson (@JodiesJumpsuit) March 24, 2015
@kerribreen @bradTTC Has anyone tried playing Jackie Wilson's "Higher and Higher" around it? https://t.co/0LrZrWkgsC
— Daniel B. (@barron_mind) March 24, 2015
Team Mutagenic Ooze:
UPDATE: Additional delay at College Station, due to unauthorized persons at ooze level. Updates to follow. #TTC pic.twitter.com/zLHDvMQYKG
— TTCwelps (@TTCwelps) March 24, 2015
The only potential bright spot of the #TTC shutdown due to mysterious ooze is that we might get some Ninja Turtles out of it
— Leah Cohen (@lilLeahCohen) March 24, 2015
Secret of the Ooze? RT @bradTTC: More tunnel pics of oil-like substance leaking into the tunnel north of College Stn pic.twitter.com/JqjUVBQKBo
— Matt Elliott (@GraphicMatt) March 24, 2015
The secret of the ooze. (Image via @bradTTC ) pic.twitter.com/9YJDdw2CQI
— Kerri Breen (@kerribreen) March 24, 2015
The environmental spill at college station thats stopping me from getting to my meeting on time – better be green ooze. tmnt
— Nikki (@EatKS) March 24, 2015
Mysterious underground ooze. Don't forget that's what gave us Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. #brightside #ttc
— Alicia Saunders (@AliciaSaun) March 24, 2015
The only potential bright spot of the #TTC shutdown due to mysterious ooze is that we might get some Ninja Turtles out of it
— Leah Cohen (@lilLeahCohen) March 24, 2015
Out of everything I have read so far, all I can find is just jokes. Does anyone know what the source of the oil is?
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