Leafs and Jays Fans

Natural Habitat Game nights at Peel Pub.
Dress Code Sports jersey, ball cap, face paint, foam finger.
Libation Beer ’n’ wings.
The Mating Ritual His ’n’ hers season tickets followed by a surprise proposal on the Jumbotron.

Shiny People

Natural Habitat Dinner at Sotto Sotto followed by drinks at the Century Room.
Dress Code Next season’s Gucci, accessorized by a deep tan and sparkling white teeth.
Libation A shot of liquid cocaine (Goldschlager and Jägermeister).
The Mating Ritual Brief fling in the presidential suite at the Four Seasons until one has to take off to L.A. on business.

Indie Rockers

Natural Habitat Kensington’s The Boat, in the wee hours of Sunday morning.
Dress Code Vans, vintage finds, ironic tees, skinny jeans.
Libation Labatt 50.
The Mating Ritual Regular front-row attendance at Broken Social Scene concerts.

Trust Fund Socialites

Natural Habitat The Spoke Club.
Dress Code Whatever the personal shopper at Holt’s picked out.
Libation Gin martini.
The Mating Ritual A week-long fling in South Beach.

Cougars

Natural Habitat Crocodile Rock for 911 Wednesdays (VIP night for emergency response personnel).
Dress Code The three Rs: red lipstick, rouge and Restylane.
Libation White wine spritzer.
The Mating Ritual Showing off latest arm candy found during frosh week.